Monkeys that look like Gareth Bale

Monkeys that look like Gareth Bale
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More blurred lines between the Rise of Gareth Bale

More blurred lines between the Rise of Gareth Bale

Wait…Could this be the missing link?  Another Bale (Christian Bale) with no makeup and remarkably simian features.

Wait…Could this be the missing link?  Another Bale (Christian Bale) with no makeup and remarkably simian features.

Spurs Amazing Video.  Bale we love ya, love ya, love ya….

Is Gareth Bale doping?  PHOTO EXCLUSIVE YOU WON’T BELIEVE

Is Gareth Bale doping?  PHOTO EXCLUSIVE YOU WON’T BELIEVE

Mysterious Bale monkey of Africa »

"The Bale monkey (Chlorocebus djamdjamensis) is an arboreal and enigmatic primate…Little information has been available on how this mysterious primate lives.”

Gareth Bale meets Katie Perry. 

Gareth Bale meets Katie Perry. 

Spurs Anthem: One Club

It’s kinda funny how Adebayor can change
Form flips 180 in a matter of games
AVB works in mysterious ways
One day Clint’s up-front, then gone without a trace

We refuse to give up
We refuse to give in (oh)
Top 4’s our everything
We don’t want UEFA Cup
We don’t want to give in
Park Lane Tottenham sing

One club - for the North London’s pride
One club - for when Gazza cried
One club — Vertonghen’s number 5
Ledley’s knee will survive
One club - for Lloris clean sheet
One club — Lennon’s hip-hop beats
One club - oh I do believe
One club is all we need

Late at night Harry’s still wide awake
More Spurs players on loan than he can take

I thought Sandro’s knee could never sprain (never sprain)
Now I know that’s one big mistake

We refuse to give up
We refuse to give in
Top 4’s our everything (that’s right - come on)
We don’t want UEFA Cup
We don’t want to give in
Shelf-side Tottenham sing

One club - for the Klinsmann dive
One club - for the Dawson slide
Bentley — from the half-way line (oh)
Ledley’s knee will survive
One club — Soldado’s number 9 
One club — Paulinho in the summer time
One club — oh I do believe
One club is all we need

Bale just love me love me love me
Gomes just hold it hold it hold it
Oh Holtby, Holtby, Holtby
(One) One Club
Bale just love me love me love me
Gomes just hold it hold it hold it
Oh Holtby, Holtby, Holtby

One club - for the North London’s pride
One club - for when Gazza cried
One club — Vertonghen’s number 5
Ledley’s knee will survive
One club - for Lloris clean sheet
One club — Lennon’s hip-hop beats
One club - oh I do believe
One club is all we need

One club - for the Klinsmann dive
One club - for the Dawson slide
Bentley — from the half-way line (oh)
Ledley’s knee will survive
One club — Soldado’s number 9 
One club — Paulinho in the summer time
One club — oh I do believe
One club is all we need

Anatomical Breakdown

Anatomical Breakdown

Breaking News: Gareth Bale arrested!

Breaking News: Gareth Bale arrested!

Throwback ape diver

Throwback ape diver

Bale’s Early Years

Bale’s Early Years

The most expensive monkey in the game…

The most expensive monkey in the game…

Small Hero.  Big Heart
The Bale of Despereaux.

Small Hero.  Big Heart

The Bale of Despereaux.